I absolutely despise WalMart and haven't been there in years. However, the gentral' doesn't have quilts and I needed one so here I go to wallyhell. It's bad enough under normal circumstances but damn near impossible with Mall Blvd under construction. The only entrance from there is behind the auto center which I didn't realize until I passed it and found the others blocked. Plan B: Proceed to Lake Rd and take a left to the front entrance. All went well until I was trying to pull out and turn left to go to McDonald's . I waited and waited and there was some asshat in a pickup pulling an RV waiting to turn left into WalMart. There was also a car behind me waiting to turn left. Already frustrated, I hear dude in the truck yelling "what the f**k are you people doing.....turn right! Which I did and as I passed him said "have a nice day buddy" as loud as I could. Back down Mall Blvd and no McDonalds. This is why I don't go there unless I have to. People of Dyersburg certainly understand what a cluster it is out that way right now. Do I hear an amen?
Prior to getting cussed out, I stopped by the pharmacy to pick up something at the window and spotted customer appreciation day going on. I missed out on the shirts but did manage to get a big hug from Ms Barbara who was holding court at the hot dog grilling. She was the 5th grade teacher who actually cried when I told her me and Lauren's dad were getting a divorce. She's a very special lady to me and my co-workers.
Back in my little haven I have no plans to leave again. Just me and the critters which include tomato worms munching on the plants. At this point, I don't even care. I've yet to have one ripen because I pick them green and fry 'em up.
Ya'll have a blessed weekend. Remember to turn around and don't drown.
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