today's news

Okay ya'll...enough already with the porn star who eats people. Ditto for the bath salts guy. These people have seriously deep rooted psychological problems and deserve what they get. I'm not big on capital punishment so I'd say dose 'em up with lithium and seroquel and get on with what's important. Like keeping the damned old conservatives in Congress from electing Mitt. I didn't vote last election, but this time I will. Since then I've learned it's not about the front runner but the ones who are abusing the lack of term limits. Mitch McConnell...that means you. Take a pill and go to the home where for profit healthcare treats you real nice during your final hours. Bill Frist? You too. Don't tell me this bitch don't remember because Terri Schiavo will forever be on my heart.

I remember sitting at my friend Billy's funeral bawling my eyes out with bossfriend. He died of a massive heart attack at the age of 43 down in the tunnel where people hide when there's a tornado. We had been friends for the years that he worked for a local construction company, remodeling the facility that was built in 1957 by county government. I was born in the Baird Brewer building up there by the Methodist church. My friend JoAnn was born the same day and we didn't even know it until we worked together years later. Looking back on Billy's funeral, I see now that it was an omen for my salsa sister. Shortly after that her daddy was killed in a crash with a log truck on the highway in Gates. The grandkids were youngish and she and her brother were devastated. The chaplain and I showed up for a packed house at the funeral home and followed them to the cemetery in the pouring rain. That is also something I will never forget.


Propane guy and hand surgeon have been sending me hand written messages on their bills lately so I guess it's time for a second job or sugardaddy, whichever comes first. As an optimist, I'm counting on the second job. Or at least equal pay for equal work. I'm not too sure what the whole Wisconsin thing is about, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't concern me. Not does the gay pornstar cannibal in Berlin. Shame on you YouTube.

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