lust on the lane

I had an early appointment to get my car worked on so I met Lorna at the shop on East Court and she picked me up.  We came back out to my house to unload some stuff and were here maybe ten minutes before we headed back to town.  As we got closer to the dairy barn I spotted a car backed into the entrance to the locked gate.  As we got closer I could see that it was some old white guy going at it in the back seat.  Umm. We honked and screamed and otherwise raised hell.  Dude jumped out and opened his trunk and I was just SURE he was gonna' pull out a gun so we moseyed on down the road and waited for him to come out.  There's only one way.  He had pulled a tarp from his trunk down over his plate so we couldn't see it.  

We followed him even after he turned into a residential area where he dropped off this very large black woman and left her standing in the street.  I wonder if she got paid or not?  Anywho, thanks to the disorganization that is our law enforcement dispatch when I called 911 I was told to call the county instead.  Alrighty then.  Called them, they said an officer could be sent to the 'hood we were in or I could just come in, which I did.  Only all deputies were out on patrol.  Hurry up and wait.  I was greeted pretty soon by Officer Seaton who is an old friend of the family and I proceeded to tell him my story and request extra patrol, which was granted.  Lerd.  I bet old dude got up and popped up a Viagra early for this date.  It was only 9AM.  

Lorna and I continued on our merry way having breakfast at Daves and shopping Pennington's and Stanfields.  My plant selection is complete.  Of course I had to have Stanley pick out my two 'mater plants.  It's a tradition.  

By then the car was done and it's quiet as a cat now.  It's been YEARS since I've been able to hear over the manifold noise.  There is a phase 2 that will be done when money allows.  

Praise Be ^j^